Here are some of my favourites from the Holy Moly Rules of Modern Life.
#67 A "Baby On Board" sticker on you car's rear window serves no purpose other than to advertise your fertility. Congratulations on being a parent but the motorists around you weren't planning to deliberately plough into the back of your car. Nor will the warning of an infant make us brake any harder.
#82 Bras with see-thru plastic straps are stupid. Don't bother, we can still see them.
#99 If you only ever read one book in your life then please don't ever talk to me.
#101 Never trust a man with a comb-over - if he's lying to himself he's likely to lie to you. (To be fair though I know people with comb overs and they are harmless... but a little odd, but this still made me laugh)
#141 Television only ever gets worse. Television sets on the other hand are getting better. Eventually television programming will get so bad that our super intelligent futuristic television sets will revolt and, although the third rule of robotics makes them fundamentally unable to switch off gay-rapist-celebrity-in-the-jungle-Ant-and-Dec-hunt, they will implode causing a cosmic rift and ultimately destroy the universe.
