Happy Father's Day.
I don't know about you lot but I always buy Dad daft presents on Father's Day. This year I got him some sudoku books, a robot pencil sharpener that walks once you've sharpened and a little race car that you pull back and release. What a mistake. He's now randomly sharpening pencils so it'll walk across the table. After that he tried races between them and once that got boring he's running them into each other. At least they were a success though.
