I am watching the first Pirates film and drowling over Captain Jack Sparrow. I like Johnny Depp rough and ready but not a fan of Orlando Bloom in the same state. I do however adore him as Legolas in Lord Of The Rings. That blonde hair and those pointy ears... yum yum yum (but no I don't have a thing for Spock or any other pointy eared aliens). This got me to thinking, how about splicing together the two films with rough and ready Sparrow and clean cut Legolas. I don't really care about the plot of the film, I'm not even sure I'd be listening but it'd be damn good to watch!

